Calvin

(Watching "Sword in the Stone" with his friend yesterday)

My son is hilarious, in fact I do believe he is the funniest kid alive, then again he is my son.

D: Calvy, do your jambes need to go in the dirty laundry?

C: Okay Dad.

D: I was asking. Do they?

C: Okay sure Dad. Sure Dad.

D: Are they dirty?

C: This is just a brown shirt......

C: Mom, the constructions say, these are supposed to stand. But they don't now.

M: Can I take your picture tonight?

C: Ya.

M: You'll let me take pictures of you? And pick out what I want you to wear?

C: Ya. Can you pick out what I wanna wear?

M: Maybe.

C: Can you!?

M: :0)

C: Can you?!!

Calvin's prayer the other night.

"Please help us to iron our clothes and help me to grow-up right now and use paint spray."

Amen.