Have you laughed today?

I walked into the dining room and smelt something stinky, like really stinky.

M: Did someone poop?

C: No. That's just the smell of my hands.

C: Hey, these aren't spicy any more. That's means I'm a grown-up now!

I wish I could remember all the others, I think you'd all die laughing.

Where's my Laughing Cow commercial?

-Keara